Reality check

Audrina Patridge’s latest MTV reality show is heading for the hills.

The hard-bodied alum of “The Hills” and “Dancing with the Stars” tells Flash her low-rated spin-off, “Audrina,” likely won’t return for a second season.

“No, I don’t think we are,” she said. “We finished in April and I kind of decided I wanted to take some time off from reality. I want to do something more like acting or hosting.”

Patridge says she still sees her former “Hills” castmates out every once in a while, but adds, “It’s not like before, where once a week we went to a club together ... because we had to for filming.”

Patridge, rocking a bikini and sundress during a recent chat in Malibu, also dished about the plastic surgery rumors that really get under her skin.

“They always ask me about that because of Heidi [Montag] and there’s all these rumors and they all say I’ve had, like, six procedures, and I’m, like, ‘Where do you get that?’ Look at the pictures. I fluctuate in weight a lot.”
“And as far as my face, I’d never had anything done,” she said.

But surely the suspiciously buxom reality babe admits to having had breast implants?
“I don’t like to talk about that,” she told us.

“Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.” Got that?

Although she’s naturally pin-thin, the former Carl’s Jr. hamburger chain spokesmodel also said, “I don’t really eat red meat anymore. Mostly chicken and fish.”

And forget about that rumored “Hills” movie. Patridge broached the topic during a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, in which she said, “[‘Hills’ creator] Adam DiVello did talk about wanting to do a ‘Hills’ movie, but we were kind of all just so fed up with each other that we all needed a little break.”

Patridge is still pooh-poohing the project, telling us, “Adam Divello used to always talk about it when we were filming ‘The Hills,’ like, ‘Sex and the City,’ they did a movie’ ... I don’t know how they’d do it, though.”

But as she keeps eying movie roles, Patridge has a dream gig in mind. “I’d love to do a period piece, medieval, like ‘Troy,’ ” she said, about a thousand years off.

“I would love to get dressed up in costumes and talk in an accent and film in another country.”